6th Commandment
Thou shalt not turn your divorce into a contact sport. You get zero points for being adversarial and no home court advantage, just more opportunities for turnovers.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
No Begging Allowed
This is the 5th Commandment
5. Thou shalt not spend the next six months trying to get your wife to change her mind. You’ve been FIRED, move on. You can't run to the other huddle once the ref has blown the whistle. Remember the First Commandment.
5. Thou shalt not spend the next six months trying to get your wife to change her mind. You’ve been FIRED, move on. You can't run to the other huddle once the ref has blown the whistle. Remember the First Commandment.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Honor your sons and daughters
This is the 4th Divorce Commandment
Honor your sons and daughters: fatherhood is a blessing. Nurture,protect and financially support your children. Thy progeny shall under no circumstances be used as a political football, despite such antics by other parties. Looking back in 20 years all that will matter to you from this sordid chapter is how you treated the kids, and how they came out of it.
Honor your sons and daughters: fatherhood is a blessing. Nurture,protect and financially support your children. Thy progeny shall under no circumstances be used as a political football, despite such antics by other parties. Looking back in 20 years all that will matter to you from this sordid chapter is how you treated the kids, and how they came out of it.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Banish your bare-bones bachelor appearance.
Have a personal style question or interior design conundrum? Have you recently ended a relationship looking for a new start but your bedroom is scaring your dates?
Please send me your questions. . . we want to hear from you!
Send e-mail questions, comments, insults or complaints to michelle@hisdesigner.com
Please send me your questions. . . we want to hear from you!
Send e-mail questions, comments, insults or complaints to michelle@hisdesigner.com
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Welcome Mr. President!
Take time out to honor and recognize, President Barack Hussein Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Divorce Emergency Response Kit 2
Use for 24 hours of support in case of divorce emergency.
This divorce emergency kit contains materials which will allow a man to deal with the sudden discomfort of receiving a divorce petition. The kit deals with the immediate pain of the divorce emergency until the person can see a qualified Hemancipation Lifestyle Consultant.
CONTENTS
1. HEMANCIPATION business card (2)
2. Jack Daniels Whisky (1)
3. Glass (1)
4. Maxim (1)
5. Diamond Dollars (100)
6. Rhino Tips (100)
Emergency Instructions
Remain calm, be quiet.
Do not commence begging, pleading or confessing.
Follow this Emergency Response Plan.
Use the supplies in this kit for the first 24 hours of a divorce emergency.
1) Take Deep Breaths: You feel weak, shell shocked, like the ground has fallen out from under you. You may have an increased rate of breathing, possibly shallow, possibly deep and irregular. These are normal symptoms. Breathe!
2) Signal in an Emergency: Call Hemancipation, speak to a lifestyle consultant; make an appointment for the next day. Call your attorney. If you do not have one, Hemancipation will recommend one.
3) Keep Well Hydrated: Sit down and drink a few shots of Jack Daniels
4) Treat Minor Injuries: Your feel like hell so
• Get a limo driver. Call Savoya, 1.866.472.8692
• Read your Maxim while you wait.
• Head to Spearmint Rhino or Scores, use your Tips & Dollars.
HEMANCIPATION is on the way!
This divorce emergency kit contains materials which will allow a man to deal with the sudden discomfort of receiving a divorce petition. The kit deals with the immediate pain of the divorce emergency until the person can see a qualified Hemancipation Lifestyle Consultant.
CONTENTS
1. HEMANCIPATION business card (2)
2. Jack Daniels Whisky (1)
3. Glass (1)
4. Maxim (1)
5. Diamond Dollars (100)
6. Rhino Tips (100)
Emergency Instructions
Remain calm, be quiet.
Do not commence begging, pleading or confessing.
Follow this Emergency Response Plan.
Use the supplies in this kit for the first 24 hours of a divorce emergency.
1) Take Deep Breaths: You feel weak, shell shocked, like the ground has fallen out from under you. You may have an increased rate of breathing, possibly shallow, possibly deep and irregular. These are normal symptoms. Breathe!
2) Signal in an Emergency: Call Hemancipation, speak to a lifestyle consultant; make an appointment for the next day. Call your attorney. If you do not have one, Hemancipation will recommend one.
3) Keep Well Hydrated: Sit down and drink a few shots of Jack Daniels
4) Treat Minor Injuries: Your feel like hell so
• Get a limo driver. Call Savoya, 1.866.472.8692
• Read your Maxim while you wait.
• Head to Spearmint Rhino or Scores, use your Tips & Dollars.
HEMANCIPATION is on the way!
Friday, January 16, 2009
Tips For Divorced Dads
Although both men and women can face a difficult period of transition following the break-up of a marriage, men often have a more difficult time reorganizing their lives after divorce. Because women typically retain custody of the children and residence of the marital home, men face the dual challenge of adjusting to their new parental role and making a new home. Here are some helpful tips to make the transition to a new home easier for you and your children:
Ensure that child has their own space in your home
Sleeping on a sofa/floor or in an open area is not conducive to having your child feel stable in your home. For teen girls, make sure there are little mini containers in the bathroom for her personal affects.
Invite your children to help with decorating their room.
Your child can pick paint colors, posters, and toys to decorate the room. If you keep a second set of their favorite items, clothes, toys, games, etc. it eliminates the drama of forgotten toys and clothes while transferring from mom's place to dad's place. It will help your child to feel secure and make visits less traumatic.
Leather Love is a good thing
Your preference for leather works well with children because it is a great fabric that is easily cleaned of minor spills. Leather furnishings create a comfortable masculine space and your child can bring their favorite pet for the weekend because leather does not collect pet hair.
Scrutinize your home for items that may be a danger to your children
Look around your home; is it clean and comfortable? Take an inventory of items that may be issue- glass tables, sharp edges on furniture, cleaning supplies under the cabinet, stairs without a stair guard, etc. If you have toddlers, crawl around on the floor to see what they see at their eye level.
Make sure you have photographs of your children
If you have remarried and have children with your new wife, make sure there are photographs of all your children. For dads handy with a computer, use your children pictures to create the screensaver on your home computer. It’s a nice touch; and if you are not computer literate, you can ask your child to do it. They will enjoy the task and appreciate the attention from dad.
Ensure that your children have space to do homework.
Even if you are living in a small space, make sure there is a desk or area for the child to work. Sign up for your child’s’ school newsletter to stay involved in their activities. Most schools have online sites, so check out the school calendar.
Ensure that child has their own space in your home
Sleeping on a sofa/floor or in an open area is not conducive to having your child feel stable in your home. For teen girls, make sure there are little mini containers in the bathroom for her personal affects.
Invite your children to help with decorating their room.
Your child can pick paint colors, posters, and toys to decorate the room. If you keep a second set of their favorite items, clothes, toys, games, etc. it eliminates the drama of forgotten toys and clothes while transferring from mom's place to dad's place. It will help your child to feel secure and make visits less traumatic.
Leather Love is a good thing
Your preference for leather works well with children because it is a great fabric that is easily cleaned of minor spills. Leather furnishings create a comfortable masculine space and your child can bring their favorite pet for the weekend because leather does not collect pet hair.
Scrutinize your home for items that may be a danger to your children
Look around your home; is it clean and comfortable? Take an inventory of items that may be issue- glass tables, sharp edges on furniture, cleaning supplies under the cabinet, stairs without a stair guard, etc. If you have toddlers, crawl around on the floor to see what they see at their eye level.
Make sure you have photographs of your children
If you have remarried and have children with your new wife, make sure there are photographs of all your children. For dads handy with a computer, use your children pictures to create the screensaver on your home computer. It’s a nice touch; and if you are not computer literate, you can ask your child to do it. They will enjoy the task and appreciate the attention from dad.
Ensure that your children have space to do homework.
Even if you are living in a small space, make sure there is a desk or area for the child to work. Sign up for your child’s’ school newsletter to stay involved in their activities. Most schools have online sites, so check out the school calendar.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Has any wealthy man ever won a divorce case?
I have been searching for a while and have not found the case of a wealthy man winning his divorce in a courtroom, and in the court of public opinion. I keep searching..............But so far the roster doesn't look good for the next man with money in divorce court.
Has any wealthy man ever won his divorce case?
>> Not Charlie Sheen (porn, violence, hookers, drugs). Their toddlers are in therapy. Price Tag $25 million
>> Not Paul McCartney (drugs, alcohol, violence). Price Tag $47.5 million cash plus. He lost custody of their toddler, and will go down in history as the Doormat Beatle. He will also have to pay $70,000 a year in alimony for the couple’s four-year-old daughter, as well as school and nanny fees.
>> Not Greg Norman (adulterer trying to squeeze his wife dry - cutting off her credit cards, changing the locks on their $21 million Jupiter, Fla., home and firing her housekeeper. wife stealer) Price Tag $103 million
>> Not Jude Law (Sleeping with the nanny) Price Tag $$Everything. The 33-year-old said he "lost everything" after splitting from the brunette in 2003. Sadie won the couple's plush £2 million London home. She also netted a reputed £4 million payment and £15,000 a month, according to The Sun. "I lost everything in order to get the right to visit my children. My bank account is therefore almost always empty,"
>> Not Bill Murray (drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who abandoned his family). Price tag $ 7 million cash plus
>> Not Hulk Hogan (found out his wife was divorcing him from a reporter). STBX wife sleeping with a 19 year old. Price tag TBD
>> Not Peter Cook (sex-obsessed, two-timing narcissist weeping on the stand while confessing his sexual shenanigans, which included spending 3,000 dollars a month on Internet pornography and masturbating live for a cyber audience via Web Cam ) Price Tag: Lost custody of his child.
>> Not Michael Jordan (adultery, gambling, paternity tests) Price tag $168 Million cash plus
Marriage is about love; divorce is about money! When it is time for divorce women own the " I AM A VICTIM" hat and men with money are ATMs.
Has any wealthy man ever won his divorce case?
>> Not Charlie Sheen (porn, violence, hookers, drugs). Their toddlers are in therapy. Price Tag $25 million
>> Not Paul McCartney (drugs, alcohol, violence). Price Tag $47.5 million cash plus. He lost custody of their toddler, and will go down in history as the Doormat Beatle. He will also have to pay $70,000 a year in alimony for the couple’s four-year-old daughter, as well as school and nanny fees.
>> Not Greg Norman (adulterer trying to squeeze his wife dry - cutting off her credit cards, changing the locks on their $21 million Jupiter, Fla., home and firing her housekeeper. wife stealer) Price Tag $103 million
>> Not Jude Law (Sleeping with the nanny) Price Tag $$Everything. The 33-year-old said he "lost everything" after splitting from the brunette in 2003. Sadie won the couple's plush £2 million London home. She also netted a reputed £4 million payment and £15,000 a month, according to The Sun. "I lost everything in order to get the right to visit my children. My bank account is therefore almost always empty,"
>> Not Bill Murray (drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who abandoned his family). Price tag $ 7 million cash plus
>> Not Hulk Hogan (found out his wife was divorcing him from a reporter). STBX wife sleeping with a 19 year old. Price tag TBD
>> Not Peter Cook (sex-obsessed, two-timing narcissist weeping on the stand while confessing his sexual shenanigans, which included spending 3,000 dollars a month on Internet pornography and masturbating live for a cyber audience via Web Cam ) Price Tag: Lost custody of his child.
>> Not Michael Jordan (adultery, gambling, paternity tests) Price tag $168 Million cash plus
Marriage is about love; divorce is about money! When it is time for divorce women own the " I AM A VICTIM" hat and men with money are ATMs.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Divorce Commandment #3
Silence is Golden.
Keep this Hemancipation Warning holy: when in doubt…zip it!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney so make sure you get one.
Keep this Hemancipation Warning holy: when in doubt…zip it!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney so make sure you get one.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
How to Go From Wealth to Poverty in 14 Days or Less!
Do you need to figure out how to live on less money? Did MADOFF make off with your trust fund?
Is your stock portfolio now a figment of your imagination? Are you selling off your art to make ends meet? Have you found yourself in the pawn shop? Do you want to lose depression, gain confidence and develop living skills? Then this class is for you!!!!
Don’t contemplate suicide there is life after being a multi millionaire. Survive and Thrive! Why waste money on therapists when you can be making friends with people in the same situation.
Our Certified trainers teach you the strategies that have already worked for thousands across the country, covering:
• Learn to do your own grocery shopping
• How to take public transportation
• Learn how to cook at home
• Become an expert at coloring your own hair.
• Learn how to answer the phone when collection agencies call
• Learn which mail to stash in a drawer and which to open
• Fun trips to takes with $20 in your gas tank.
• Maintain your millionaire look on 40k or less.
• Learn how to love fakes
You will learn not just a survival program, but a life long philosophy based on the concept that your change in income does not mean the end of living well.
In this fun, high-energy course, you'll discover the mindset and techniques on how to go from WEALTH to POVERTY in 14 days or less and SURVIVE!
That's right, just two short weeks! $199 per person for group class.
Private instruction available for $500.00 per person.
Is your stock portfolio now a figment of your imagination? Are you selling off your art to make ends meet? Have you found yourself in the pawn shop? Do you want to lose depression, gain confidence and develop living skills? Then this class is for you!!!!
Don’t contemplate suicide there is life after being a multi millionaire. Survive and Thrive! Why waste money on therapists when you can be making friends with people in the same situation.
Our Certified trainers teach you the strategies that have already worked for thousands across the country, covering:
• Learn to do your own grocery shopping
• How to take public transportation
• Learn how to cook at home
• Become an expert at coloring your own hair.
• Learn how to answer the phone when collection agencies call
• Learn which mail to stash in a drawer and which to open
• Fun trips to takes with $20 in your gas tank.
• Maintain your millionaire look on 40k or less.
• Learn how to love fakes
You will learn not just a survival program, but a life long philosophy based on the concept that your change in income does not mean the end of living well.
In this fun, high-energy course, you'll discover the mindset and techniques on how to go from WEALTH to POVERTY in 14 days or less and SURVIVE!
That's right, just two short weeks! $199 per person for group class.
Private instruction available for $500.00 per person.
Monday, January 12, 2009
2nd Commandment Of Divorce
Thou shalt be discreet.
Save all confessions for your priest or your lawyer. Thy shall in particular resist the powerful natural impulse to seek the counsel of mutual friends of your spouse, to get them "on your side." Save it for your Hemancipation concierge.
Save all confessions for your priest or your lawyer. Thy shall in particular resist the powerful natural impulse to seek the counsel of mutual friends of your spouse, to get them "on your side." Save it for your Hemancipation concierge.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
First Commandment of Divorce
Thou shalt not be naïve.
Pre-divorce planning is an art of war practiced by women. Do not underestimate potential for deception and treachery when lots of money and a spurned woman are involved. Heartsick men are Labradors, but a lioness has long canines and retractable claws. If divorce papers are in hand it's probably too late to cover your Ass or your assets.
Pre-divorce planning is an art of war practiced by women. Do not underestimate potential for deception and treachery when lots of money and a spurned woman are involved. Heartsick men are Labradors, but a lioness has long canines and retractable claws. If divorce papers are in hand it's probably too late to cover your Ass or your assets.
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