World's Most Expensive Divorce

Mr Ecclestone paid $$1 Billion dollars for "stress and anxiety"

In court documents, Slavica Ecclestone said her husband's behavior "has caused me stress and anxiety."

Bernie Ecclestone the top dog at Formula One is forking over a cool billion to his STBX wife. Slavica said he caused her stress and anxiety. He has most of the property in the name of his STBX-wife because of tax reasons, so he doesn't stand a prayer of not paying this amount and then some.

Do I have any takers who would trade some "stress and anxiety" for a billion dollars??

Mistresses can claim alimony under new laws

Mistresses can now claim income maintenance, property and even superannuation funds under the Family Law Amendment (De Facto Financial Matters and Other Measures), dubbed the "mistress laws", which were passed by the Senate last November and came into effect today (March 1).

The main objective is to remove same-sex discrimination from the Family Court system, but they have left the door open for a raft of de facto relationship claims.

Read this story in the Aussie paper and Wow!!!. Guys it is definitely cheaper to keep her and be faithful, because paying alimony to your wife and mistress will send you to the homeless shelter quick fast and in a hurry.

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For Gods Sake. Can WE Change The Script?

Men are evil cheaters. Women are virginal victims.

Starting over after divorce.

The first rule is to treat yourself well. If you have been thru the bruising that calls itself the justice system, then you deserve a mental health break. Spend a few days relaxing in an environment you enjoy. Just don't spend too many night at Scores or Spearmint Rhino, gentlemen show moderation in all things.

Make sure you get a physical, good health is essential for a bright future. Take it slow and steady you have made it thru the storm.

I have no words....

Marriage may be about love, but divorce is definitely about money!

The credit crunch is putting the squeeze on the marriages of the super wealthy as a record number of couples with $10 million or more in assets sue for divorce. One financial trader confessed that he had to disguise the collapse of his fortune, from $20m to $8m, by borrowing heavily so that his wife could keep up her high-spending habit. If she were to suspect he was worth only $8m, he feared she would immediately sue for divorce.

I really have no words for this level of stupidity. He really needs to grow a pair and get himself a 8 million dollar woman instead.

Zero Sum Game

6th Commandment
Thou shalt not turn your divorce into a contact sport. You get zero points for being adversarial and no home court advantage, just more opportunities for turnovers.

No Begging Allowed

This is the 5th Commandment
5. Thou shalt not spend the next six months trying to get your wife to change her mind. You’ve been FIRED, move on. You can't run to the other huddle once the ref has blown the whistle. Remember the First Commandment.

Honor your sons and daughters

This is the 4th Divorce Commandment

Honor your sons and daughters: fatherhood is a blessing. Nurture,protect and financially support your children. Thy progeny shall under no circumstances be used as a political football, despite such antics by other parties. Looking back in 20 years all that will matter to you from this sordid chapter is how you treated the kids, and how they came out of it.

Divorce Emergency Response Kit 2

Use for 24 hours of support in case of divorce emergency.

This divorce emergency kit contains materials which will allow a man to deal with the sudden discomfort of receiving a divorce petition. The kit deals with the immediate pain of the divorce emergency until the person can see a qualified Hemancipation Lifestyle Consultant.

CONTENTS

1. HEMANCIPATION business card (2)
2. Jack Daniels Whisky (1)
3. Glass (1)
4. Maxim (1)
5. Diamond Dollars (100)
6. Rhino Tips (100)

Emergency Instructions
Remain calm, be quiet.
Do not commence begging, pleading or confessing.
Follow this Emergency Response Plan.
Use the supplies in this kit for the first 24 hours of a divorce emergency.


1) Take Deep Breaths: You feel weak, shell shocked, like the ground has fallen out from under you. You may have an increased rate of breathing, possibly shallow, possibly deep and irregular. These are normal symptoms. Breathe!


2) Signal in an Emergency: Call Hemancipation, speak to a lifestyle consultant; make an appointment for the next day. Call your attorney. If you do not have one, Hemancipation will recommend one.

3) Keep Well Hydrated: Sit down and drink a few shots of Jack Daniels

4) Treat Minor Injuries: Your feel like hell so
• Get a limo driver. Call Savoya, 1.866.472.8692
• Read your Maxim while you wait.
• Head to Spearmint Rhino or Scores, use your Tips & Dollars.

HEMANCIPATION is on the way!

Tips For Divorced Dads

Although both men and women can face a difficult period of transition following the break-up of a marriage, men often have a more difficult time reorganizing their lives after divorce. Because women typically retain custody of the children and residence of the marital home, men face the dual challenge of adjusting to their new parental role and making a new home. Here are some helpful tips to make the transition to a new home easier for you and your children:
Ensure that child has their own space in your home
Sleeping on a sofa/floor or in an open area is not conducive to having your child feel stable in your home. For teen girls, make sure there are little mini containers in the bathroom for her personal affects.

Invite your children to help with decorating their room.
Your child can pick paint colors, posters, and toys to decorate the room. If you keep a second set of their favorite items, clothes, toys, games, etc. it eliminates the drama of forgotten toys and clothes while transferring from mom's place to dad's place. It will help your child to feel secure and make visits less traumatic.


Leather Love is a good thing
Your preference for leather works well with children because it is a great fabric that is easily cleaned of minor spills. Leather furnishings create a comfortable masculine space and your child can bring their favorite pet for the weekend because leather does not collect pet hair.

Scrutinize your home for items that may be a danger to your children
Look around your home; is it clean and comfortable? Take an inventory of items that may be issue- glass tables, sharp edges on furniture, cleaning supplies under the cabinet, stairs without a stair guard, etc. If you have toddlers, crawl around on the floor to see what they see at their eye level.

Make sure you have photographs of your children
If you have remarried and have children with your new wife, make sure there are photographs of all your children. For dads handy with a computer, use your children pictures to create the screensaver on your home computer. It’s a nice touch; and if you are not computer literate, you can ask your child to do it. They will enjoy the task and appreciate the attention from dad.

Ensure that your children have space to do homework.
Even if you are living in a small space, make sure there is a desk or area for the child to work. Sign up for your child’s’ school newsletter to stay involved in their activities. Most schools have online sites, so check out the school calendar.

Has any wealthy man ever won a divorce case?

I have been searching for a while and have not found the case of a wealthy man winning his divorce in a courtroom, and in the court of public opinion. I keep searching..............But so far the roster doesn't look good for the next man with money in divorce court.

Has any wealthy man ever won his divorce case?
>> Not Charlie Sheen (porn, violence, hookers, drugs). Their toddlers are in therapy. Price Tag $25 million

>> Not Paul McCartney (drugs, alcohol, violence). Price Tag $47.5 million cash plus. He lost custody of their toddler, and will go down in history as the Doormat Beatle. He will also have to pay $70,000 a year in alimony for the couple’s four-year-old daughter, as well as school and nanny fees.

>> Not Greg Norman (adulterer trying to squeeze his wife dry - cutting off her credit cards, changing the locks on their $21 million Jupiter, Fla., home and firing her housekeeper. wife stealer) Price Tag $103 million

>> Not Jude Law (Sleeping with the nanny) Price Tag $$Everything. The 33-year-old said he "lost everything" after splitting from the brunette in 2003. Sadie won the couple's plush £2 million London home. She also netted a reputed £4 million payment and £15,000 a month, according to The Sun. "I lost everything in order to get the right to visit my children. My bank account is therefore almost always empty,"

>> Not Bill Murray (drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who abandoned his family). Price tag $ 7 million cash plus

>> Not Hulk Hogan (found out his wife was divorcing him from a reporter). STBX wife sleeping with a 19 year old. Price tag TBD


>> Not Peter Cook (sex-obsessed, two-timing narcissist weeping on the stand while confessing his sexual shenanigans, which included spending 3,000 dollars a month on Internet pornography and masturbating live for a cyber audience via Web Cam ) Price Tag: Lost custody of his child.

>> Not Michael Jordan (adultery, gambling, paternity tests) Price tag $168 Million cash plus

Marriage is about love; divorce is about money! When it is time for divorce women own the " I AM A VICTIM" hat and men with money are ATMs.

Divorce Commandment #3

Silence is Golden.
Keep this Hemancipation Warning holy: when in doubt…zip it!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney so make sure you get one.

2nd Commandment Of Divorce

Thou shalt be discreet.
Save all confessions for your priest or your lawyer. Thy shall in particular resist the powerful natural impulse to seek the counsel of mutual friends of your spouse, to get them "on your side." Save it for your Hemancipation concierge.

First Commandment of Divorce

Thou shalt not be naïve.
Pre-divorce planning is an art of war practiced by women. Do not underestimate potential for deception and treachery when lots of money and a spurned woman are involved. Heartsick men are Labradors, but a lioness has long canines and retractable claws. If divorce papers are in hand it's probably too late to cover your Ass or your assets.

Divorce--The Biggest Loser 2007!

Men whose ambition culminates in a financial jackpot, procure wives who become accustomed to extravagant lifestyles. When these marriages end, these women want to continue those lifestyles and the men will continue to pay. Men lose a significant portion of the wealth that they earned in these arrangements.

Here are 2 of the biggest losers in the matrimonial lottery. There will be more...

Chicago business magnate Michael Polsky parted ways with $184 million. Half of his fortune was given to his ex-wife of 31 years. 6 million per year not a bad investment for her.

Another Chicago resident Juanita Jordan will receive more than 168 million dollars from her divorce settlement with NBA legend Michael Jordan making it the most expensive celebrity divorce to date. Stay out of the Windy City!