6th Commandment
Thou shalt not turn your divorce into a contact sport. You get zero points for being adversarial and no home court advantage, just more opportunities for turnovers.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
No Begging Allowed
This is the 5th Commandment
5. Thou shalt not spend the next six months trying to get your wife to change her mind. You’ve been FIRED, move on. You can't run to the other huddle once the ref has blown the whistle. Remember the First Commandment.
5. Thou shalt not spend the next six months trying to get your wife to change her mind. You’ve been FIRED, move on. You can't run to the other huddle once the ref has blown the whistle. Remember the First Commandment.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Honor your sons and daughters
This is the 4th Divorce Commandment
Honor your sons and daughters: fatherhood is a blessing. Nurture,protect and financially support your children. Thy progeny shall under no circumstances be used as a political football, despite such antics by other parties. Looking back in 20 years all that will matter to you from this sordid chapter is how you treated the kids, and how they came out of it.
Honor your sons and daughters: fatherhood is a blessing. Nurture,protect and financially support your children. Thy progeny shall under no circumstances be used as a political football, despite such antics by other parties. Looking back in 20 years all that will matter to you from this sordid chapter is how you treated the kids, and how they came out of it.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Banish your bare-bones bachelor appearance.
Have a personal style question or interior design conundrum? Have you recently ended a relationship looking for a new start but your bedroom is scaring your dates?
Please send me your questions. . . we want to hear from you!
Send e-mail questions, comments, insults or complaints to michelle@hisdesigner.com
Please send me your questions. . . we want to hear from you!
Send e-mail questions, comments, insults or complaints to michelle@hisdesigner.com
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Welcome Mr. President!
Take time out to honor and recognize, President Barack Hussein Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Divorce Emergency Response Kit 2
Use for 24 hours of support in case of divorce emergency.
This divorce emergency kit contains materials which will allow a man to deal with the sudden discomfort of receiving a divorce petition. The kit deals with the immediate pain of the divorce emergency until the person can see a qualified Hemancipation Lifestyle Consultant.
CONTENTS
1. HEMANCIPATION business card (2)
2. Jack Daniels Whisky (1)
3. Glass (1)
4. Maxim (1)
5. Diamond Dollars (100)
6. Rhino Tips (100)
Emergency Instructions
Remain calm, be quiet.
Do not commence begging, pleading or confessing.
Follow this Emergency Response Plan.
Use the supplies in this kit for the first 24 hours of a divorce emergency.
1) Take Deep Breaths: You feel weak, shell shocked, like the ground has fallen out from under you. You may have an increased rate of breathing, possibly shallow, possibly deep and irregular. These are normal symptoms. Breathe!
2) Signal in an Emergency: Call Hemancipation, speak to a lifestyle consultant; make an appointment for the next day. Call your attorney. If you do not have one, Hemancipation will recommend one.
3) Keep Well Hydrated: Sit down and drink a few shots of Jack Daniels
4) Treat Minor Injuries: Your feel like hell so
• Get a limo driver. Call Savoya, 1.866.472.8692
• Read your Maxim while you wait.
• Head to Spearmint Rhino or Scores, use your Tips & Dollars.
HEMANCIPATION is on the way!
This divorce emergency kit contains materials which will allow a man to deal with the sudden discomfort of receiving a divorce petition. The kit deals with the immediate pain of the divorce emergency until the person can see a qualified Hemancipation Lifestyle Consultant.
CONTENTS
1. HEMANCIPATION business card (2)
2. Jack Daniels Whisky (1)
3. Glass (1)
4. Maxim (1)
5. Diamond Dollars (100)
6. Rhino Tips (100)
Emergency Instructions
Remain calm, be quiet.
Do not commence begging, pleading or confessing.
Follow this Emergency Response Plan.
Use the supplies in this kit for the first 24 hours of a divorce emergency.
1) Take Deep Breaths: You feel weak, shell shocked, like the ground has fallen out from under you. You may have an increased rate of breathing, possibly shallow, possibly deep and irregular. These are normal symptoms. Breathe!
2) Signal in an Emergency: Call Hemancipation, speak to a lifestyle consultant; make an appointment for the next day. Call your attorney. If you do not have one, Hemancipation will recommend one.
3) Keep Well Hydrated: Sit down and drink a few shots of Jack Daniels
4) Treat Minor Injuries: Your feel like hell so
• Get a limo driver. Call Savoya, 1.866.472.8692
• Read your Maxim while you wait.
• Head to Spearmint Rhino or Scores, use your Tips & Dollars.
HEMANCIPATION is on the way!
Friday, January 16, 2009
Tips For Divorced Dads
Although both men and women can face a difficult period of transition following the break-up of a marriage, men often have a more difficult time reorganizing their lives after divorce. Because women typically retain custody of the children and residence of the marital home, men face the dual challenge of adjusting to their new parental role and making a new home. Here are some helpful tips to make the transition to a new home easier for you and your children:
Ensure that child has their own space in your home
Sleeping on a sofa/floor or in an open area is not conducive to having your child feel stable in your home. For teen girls, make sure there are little mini containers in the bathroom for her personal affects.
Invite your children to help with decorating their room.
Your child can pick paint colors, posters, and toys to decorate the room. If you keep a second set of their favorite items, clothes, toys, games, etc. it eliminates the drama of forgotten toys and clothes while transferring from mom's place to dad's place. It will help your child to feel secure and make visits less traumatic.
Leather Love is a good thing
Your preference for leather works well with children because it is a great fabric that is easily cleaned of minor spills. Leather furnishings create a comfortable masculine space and your child can bring their favorite pet for the weekend because leather does not collect pet hair.
Scrutinize your home for items that may be a danger to your children
Look around your home; is it clean and comfortable? Take an inventory of items that may be issue- glass tables, sharp edges on furniture, cleaning supplies under the cabinet, stairs without a stair guard, etc. If you have toddlers, crawl around on the floor to see what they see at their eye level.
Make sure you have photographs of your children
If you have remarried and have children with your new wife, make sure there are photographs of all your children. For dads handy with a computer, use your children pictures to create the screensaver on your home computer. It’s a nice touch; and if you are not computer literate, you can ask your child to do it. They will enjoy the task and appreciate the attention from dad.
Ensure that your children have space to do homework.
Even if you are living in a small space, make sure there is a desk or area for the child to work. Sign up for your child’s’ school newsletter to stay involved in their activities. Most schools have online sites, so check out the school calendar.
Ensure that child has their own space in your home
Sleeping on a sofa/floor or in an open area is not conducive to having your child feel stable in your home. For teen girls, make sure there are little mini containers in the bathroom for her personal affects.
Invite your children to help with decorating their room.
Your child can pick paint colors, posters, and toys to decorate the room. If you keep a second set of their favorite items, clothes, toys, games, etc. it eliminates the drama of forgotten toys and clothes while transferring from mom's place to dad's place. It will help your child to feel secure and make visits less traumatic.
Leather Love is a good thing
Your preference for leather works well with children because it is a great fabric that is easily cleaned of minor spills. Leather furnishings create a comfortable masculine space and your child can bring their favorite pet for the weekend because leather does not collect pet hair.
Scrutinize your home for items that may be a danger to your children
Look around your home; is it clean and comfortable? Take an inventory of items that may be issue- glass tables, sharp edges on furniture, cleaning supplies under the cabinet, stairs without a stair guard, etc. If you have toddlers, crawl around on the floor to see what they see at their eye level.
Make sure you have photographs of your children
If you have remarried and have children with your new wife, make sure there are photographs of all your children. For dads handy with a computer, use your children pictures to create the screensaver on your home computer. It’s a nice touch; and if you are not computer literate, you can ask your child to do it. They will enjoy the task and appreciate the attention from dad.
Ensure that your children have space to do homework.
Even if you are living in a small space, make sure there is a desk or area for the child to work. Sign up for your child’s’ school newsletter to stay involved in their activities. Most schools have online sites, so check out the school calendar.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Has any wealthy man ever won a divorce case?
I have been searching for a while and have not found the case of a wealthy man winning his divorce in a courtroom, and in the court of public opinion. I keep searching..............But so far the roster doesn't look good for the next man with money in divorce court.
Has any wealthy man ever won his divorce case?
>> Not Charlie Sheen (porn, violence, hookers, drugs). Their toddlers are in therapy. Price Tag $25 million
>> Not Paul McCartney (drugs, alcohol, violence). Price Tag $47.5 million cash plus. He lost custody of their toddler, and will go down in history as the Doormat Beatle. He will also have to pay $70,000 a year in alimony for the couple’s four-year-old daughter, as well as school and nanny fees.
>> Not Greg Norman (adulterer trying to squeeze his wife dry - cutting off her credit cards, changing the locks on their $21 million Jupiter, Fla., home and firing her housekeeper. wife stealer) Price Tag $103 million
>> Not Jude Law (Sleeping with the nanny) Price Tag $$Everything. The 33-year-old said he "lost everything" after splitting from the brunette in 2003. Sadie won the couple's plush £2 million London home. She also netted a reputed £4 million payment and £15,000 a month, according to The Sun. "I lost everything in order to get the right to visit my children. My bank account is therefore almost always empty,"
>> Not Bill Murray (drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who abandoned his family). Price tag $ 7 million cash plus
>> Not Hulk Hogan (found out his wife was divorcing him from a reporter). STBX wife sleeping with a 19 year old. Price tag TBD
>> Not Peter Cook (sex-obsessed, two-timing narcissist weeping on the stand while confessing his sexual shenanigans, which included spending 3,000 dollars a month on Internet pornography and masturbating live for a cyber audience via Web Cam ) Price Tag: Lost custody of his child.
>> Not Michael Jordan (adultery, gambling, paternity tests) Price tag $168 Million cash plus
Marriage is about love; divorce is about money! When it is time for divorce women own the " I AM A VICTIM" hat and men with money are ATMs.
Has any wealthy man ever won his divorce case?
>> Not Charlie Sheen (porn, violence, hookers, drugs). Their toddlers are in therapy. Price Tag $25 million
>> Not Paul McCartney (drugs, alcohol, violence). Price Tag $47.5 million cash plus. He lost custody of their toddler, and will go down in history as the Doormat Beatle. He will also have to pay $70,000 a year in alimony for the couple’s four-year-old daughter, as well as school and nanny fees.
>> Not Greg Norman (adulterer trying to squeeze his wife dry - cutting off her credit cards, changing the locks on their $21 million Jupiter, Fla., home and firing her housekeeper. wife stealer) Price Tag $103 million
>> Not Jude Law (Sleeping with the nanny) Price Tag $$Everything. The 33-year-old said he "lost everything" after splitting from the brunette in 2003. Sadie won the couple's plush £2 million London home. She also netted a reputed £4 million payment and £15,000 a month, according to The Sun. "I lost everything in order to get the right to visit my children. My bank account is therefore almost always empty,"
>> Not Bill Murray (drug-addicted spousal abuser and serial adulterer who abandoned his family). Price tag $ 7 million cash plus
>> Not Hulk Hogan (found out his wife was divorcing him from a reporter). STBX wife sleeping with a 19 year old. Price tag TBD
>> Not Peter Cook (sex-obsessed, two-timing narcissist weeping on the stand while confessing his sexual shenanigans, which included spending 3,000 dollars a month on Internet pornography and masturbating live for a cyber audience via Web Cam ) Price Tag: Lost custody of his child.
>> Not Michael Jordan (adultery, gambling, paternity tests) Price tag $168 Million cash plus
Marriage is about love; divorce is about money! When it is time for divorce women own the " I AM A VICTIM" hat and men with money are ATMs.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Divorce Commandment #3
Silence is Golden.
Keep this Hemancipation Warning holy: when in doubt…zip it!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney so make sure you get one.
Keep this Hemancipation Warning holy: when in doubt…zip it!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney so make sure you get one.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
How to Go From Wealth to Poverty in 14 Days or Less!
Do you need to figure out how to live on less money? Did MADOFF make off with your trust fund?
Is your stock portfolio now a figment of your imagination? Are you selling off your art to make ends meet? Have you found yourself in the pawn shop? Do you want to lose depression, gain confidence and develop living skills? Then this class is for you!!!!
Don’t contemplate suicide there is life after being a multi millionaire. Survive and Thrive! Why waste money on therapists when you can be making friends with people in the same situation.
Our Certified trainers teach you the strategies that have already worked for thousands across the country, covering:
• Learn to do your own grocery shopping
• How to take public transportation
• Learn how to cook at home
• Become an expert at coloring your own hair.
• Learn how to answer the phone when collection agencies call
• Learn which mail to stash in a drawer and which to open
• Fun trips to takes with $20 in your gas tank.
• Maintain your millionaire look on 40k or less.
• Learn how to love fakes
You will learn not just a survival program, but a life long philosophy based on the concept that your change in income does not mean the end of living well.
In this fun, high-energy course, you'll discover the mindset and techniques on how to go from WEALTH to POVERTY in 14 days or less and SURVIVE!
That's right, just two short weeks! $199 per person for group class.
Private instruction available for $500.00 per person.
Is your stock portfolio now a figment of your imagination? Are you selling off your art to make ends meet? Have you found yourself in the pawn shop? Do you want to lose depression, gain confidence and develop living skills? Then this class is for you!!!!
Don’t contemplate suicide there is life after being a multi millionaire. Survive and Thrive! Why waste money on therapists when you can be making friends with people in the same situation.
Our Certified trainers teach you the strategies that have already worked for thousands across the country, covering:
• Learn to do your own grocery shopping
• How to take public transportation
• Learn how to cook at home
• Become an expert at coloring your own hair.
• Learn how to answer the phone when collection agencies call
• Learn which mail to stash in a drawer and which to open
• Fun trips to takes with $20 in your gas tank.
• Maintain your millionaire look on 40k or less.
• Learn how to love fakes
You will learn not just a survival program, but a life long philosophy based on the concept that your change in income does not mean the end of living well.
In this fun, high-energy course, you'll discover the mindset and techniques on how to go from WEALTH to POVERTY in 14 days or less and SURVIVE!
That's right, just two short weeks! $199 per person for group class.
Private instruction available for $500.00 per person.
Monday, January 12, 2009
2nd Commandment Of Divorce
Thou shalt be discreet.
Save all confessions for your priest or your lawyer. Thy shall in particular resist the powerful natural impulse to seek the counsel of mutual friends of your spouse, to get them "on your side." Save it for your Hemancipation concierge.
Save all confessions for your priest or your lawyer. Thy shall in particular resist the powerful natural impulse to seek the counsel of mutual friends of your spouse, to get them "on your side." Save it for your Hemancipation concierge.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
First Commandment of Divorce
Thou shalt not be naïve.
Pre-divorce planning is an art of war practiced by women. Do not underestimate potential for deception and treachery when lots of money and a spurned woman are involved. Heartsick men are Labradors, but a lioness has long canines and retractable claws. If divorce papers are in hand it's probably too late to cover your Ass or your assets.
Pre-divorce planning is an art of war practiced by women. Do not underestimate potential for deception and treachery when lots of money and a spurned woman are involved. Heartsick men are Labradors, but a lioness has long canines and retractable claws. If divorce papers are in hand it's probably too late to cover your Ass or your assets.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Divorce--The Biggest Loser 2007!
Men whose ambition culminates in a financial jackpot, procure wives who become accustomed to extravagant lifestyles. When these marriages end, these women want to continue those lifestyles and the men will continue to pay. Men lose a significant portion of the wealth that they earned in these arrangements.
Here are 2 of the biggest losers in the matrimonial lottery. There will be more...
Chicago business magnate Michael Polsky parted ways with $184 million. Half of his fortune was given to his ex-wife of 31 years. 6 million per year not a bad investment for her.
Another Chicago resident Juanita Jordan will receive more than 168 million dollars from her divorce settlement with NBA legend Michael Jordan making it the most expensive celebrity divorce to date. Stay out of the Windy City!
Here are 2 of the biggest losers in the matrimonial lottery. There will be more...
Chicago business magnate Michael Polsky parted ways with $184 million. Half of his fortune was given to his ex-wife of 31 years. 6 million per year not a bad investment for her.
Another Chicago resident Juanita Jordan will receive more than 168 million dollars from her divorce settlement with NBA legend Michael Jordan making it the most expensive celebrity divorce to date. Stay out of the Windy City!
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Divorce Emergency Kit For Men
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Hello Squatters......
We love the title that we've stolen from our aussie clientele! We love our clients, and we love our readers, but sometimes a girl can get kicked and I think it's time to fight back.
Indulge us for a moment while we tell you a tale of two girls with leashes. Take one brilliant concept, add phenomenal potential, mix with plenty of hard work, blood, sweat and and a tear or two, and what is the probability of sucsess you may ask??!! Well, evidentally without a couple of "pedigrees", an official MBA "A" student in line to accept the position of CEO, and some noticably missing male anatomy, we're just a boy and his dog. Hence, two girls with leashes.
It's a geographical tale of the shrewed lioness in search of the bruised alienated male antelope.
A painful descriptive tale of the long and winding road of a start-up business paved with rusty nails and broken glass. An entrepenurial nightmare. Ahhh, but don't lose faith in the dream just yet girls..........
This is a tribute to you my entrepenurial friend, I luv ya!
Indulge us for a moment while we tell you a tale of two girls with leashes. Take one brilliant concept, add phenomenal potential, mix with plenty of hard work, blood, sweat and and a tear or two, and what is the probability of sucsess you may ask??!! Well, evidentally without a couple of "pedigrees", an official MBA "A" student in line to accept the position of CEO, and some noticably missing male anatomy, we're just a boy and his dog. Hence, two girls with leashes.
It's a geographical tale of the shrewed lioness in search of the bruised alienated male antelope.
A painful descriptive tale of the long and winding road of a start-up business paved with rusty nails and broken glass. An entrepenurial nightmare. Ahhh, but don't lose faith in the dream just yet girls..........
This is a tribute to you my entrepenurial friend, I luv ya!
Monday, August 14, 2006
Art and Artisans We Love.
Hemancipation is all about a man's world and your home decor is not complete without a few pieces of art that reflect your personality. There are glass artists, sculptures, painters and photograhers. Whatever your taste and style there is something to grace your new home. These are a few artists to consider as you begin your search.
Jennifer Janesko of Janesko Fine Art is a pinup artist extraordinaire, she is a goddess in her own right as well, check her out and let us know what you think.
Mark Sedgwick is a digital artist creating works that are beyond compare. His work is blissful and mindblowing at the same time.
Michael Weems has glassware suitable for your finest cognac. They are truly works of art, your vintage will taste better when sipped from his wares.
Kara Walker explores the raw intersection of race, gender, and sexuality. Shocking? Yes!Boring? Never.
Richard Forbes creates fabulous sculpture. Run your hands along these fabulous works, they are a visual and sensual pleasure.
That is enough for now, come back tomorrow and we will have some more tidbits for you.
Jennifer Janesko of Janesko Fine Art is a pinup artist extraordinaire, she is a goddess in her own right as well, check her out and let us know what you think.
Mark Sedgwick is a digital artist creating works that are beyond compare. His work is blissful and mindblowing at the same time.
Michael Weems has glassware suitable for your finest cognac. They are truly works of art, your vintage will taste better when sipped from his wares.
Kara Walker explores the raw intersection of race, gender, and sexuality. Shocking? Yes!Boring? Never.
Richard Forbes creates fabulous sculpture. Run your hands along these fabulous works, they are a visual and sensual pleasure.
That is enough for now, come back tomorrow and we will have some more tidbits for you.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Baby You Can Drive My Car
Looking for a unique idea for your next big party or event. There is a creative concept that will leave your friends bantering for weeks, or at least until she brings back the keys to your new Porsche. Yes, west coast girls give good valet, the company promises "no men and no red vests." The valets can wear tank tops, capri pants, camisoles, mini skirts, bikinis or lingerie.You can request uniforms customized to meet your entertainment or corporate needs.
Valet Girls has been in business for 23 years and is comprised of stunningly sexy women, many of whom are models, actors and singers. All are professionally trained in guest and hospitality service and go through an extensive safety program. They specialize in everything from holiday parties, to premieres, fundraisers, gallery openings and political functions.
We think the mix of upscale venues, attractive women, luxury automobiles and the desire to avoid hunting for a parking space is a winning combination!
Valet Girls has been in business for 23 years and is comprised of stunningly sexy women, many of whom are models, actors and singers. All are professionally trained in guest and hospitality service and go through an extensive safety program. They specialize in everything from holiday parties, to premieres, fundraisers, gallery openings and political functions.
We think the mix of upscale venues, attractive women, luxury automobiles and the desire to avoid hunting for a parking space is a winning combination!
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Alfa Romeo aging in style!
This is for the automobile lovers in our group, the Pebble Beach car event of the year is next weekend, and maybe we’ll just see you there!
The history of the Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance is the history of a passion, a place, and their pairing. Annually on the third Sunday of August, the meticulously prepared 18th hole of the exclusive Pebble Beach Golf Links receives a stampede from thousands of automotive enthusiasts who gather to admire the stunning cars lining the shoreline fairway. Exhibiting prewar and postwar automobiles along with the latest in concept car designs, The Pebble Beach Concours d’Elegance is highly acclaimed, and generally acknowledged as the finest of its kind.
Concours kicks off with the Ninth annual Tour d'Elegance. Participants enjoy a catered gourmet lunch, a champagne celebration at the finish, and commemorative gifts, while the weekend ends with the presentation of special awards including “Best Of Show Trophy”. The event has long served as an automobile time capsule, and next month they will unveil an authenticated record-setting prewar vehicle. The car with the magic chassis…… ‘Million Franc Prize’-winning Delahaye is rediscovered.
We hope to see you then…………
If people recognize themselves in their commodities; they find their soul in their automobiles.
Friday, August 11, 2006
A Man's Desire...
Jack Daniel's Single Barrel Tennessee Whiskey is the ideal experience for the
The Big Smoke is a must for every cigar connoisseur. It’s
Autobahn Country Club in
It is only in adventure that some people succeed in knowing their true desires………
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Are you feeling Lucky?!
A new pair of Dice might just turn your fortunes around........
If nothing else, these Swarvoski crystal embedded beauties will not only turn a few heads but will certainly look glamorous on the playing table and are sure to put a sparkle in your eye as they roll across the board.
After all, if winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
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